If your the light of my life, why does our future look so dim

I had a guy tell me today that he  was the light of my  life.  Well Bucko,  here is a question to you.  IF YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, WHY DOES OUR FUTURE LOOK SO DIM??????/

You don't excite me at all

You are not even remotely attractive to me

You and I have no common interest

You and I do not see eye to eye if you know what I mean

You don't even know me and you think you are the light of my life

You don't even know me and you think we are permanent partners

You haven't spent 10 minutes with me, how could you think we belong together

You don't know me,  what if I don't know how to cook

You don't know me, what if I am a a-sexual

You don't know me, what if I am married

You don't know me, what if I'm a terrible kisser

You say this to me after meeting me for ten minutes mostly because I have big boobs,  I think you probably say this to most women you meet. 

So Mr. you are not the light of my life,  you are a lightening bug, fluttering away as I watch your light get dimmer and dimmer.