Thursday, April 26, 2012

"NOT SMALL ENOUGH"

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"Not Small Enough"  by Kerrie Kilburn
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"I am married. Did I mention I am married? I haven't even been kissed since I said my vows. I go for the lips yet again, only to be rebuffed. I cannot even begin to tell you what I feel.  The pain is so intense, I am not sure I can survive.  Todd turns to me and says the words that are forever engraved in my heart. He says so casually "Carmen darling, I love you so, however you know I am a famous figure and any woman I have been with has been pure perfection. If I wanted to have sex with you tonight, I couldn't, my dearest when you get to a size zero, we will make mad passionate love to each other." Did he really just say a size zero? AGAIN?????? I am skinny now. I cannot imagine myself any smaller. I was a 24. A size four is pure ecstasy for a previous chubby girl.  I am so hurt but afraid to cry. I do not want him to know what he has done to me. Instead I imagine cutting off his penis and sending it gift wrapped to his mother. I want to badly physically hurt him. I want to annul this marriage. I want to eat cake. I want to shave the pencil thin mustache off his face. I want to tell him he looks older than he is. I want to leave and pick up a stranger. I want to call my best friend Keith who has made passionate love to me in the past. 

Monday, April 16, 2012

Girl Talk: Teenagers, teenagers, teenagers

Girl Talk: Teenagers, teenagers, teenagers

Teenagers, teenagers, teenagers



I had a wonderful week with my son who was home visiting during his spring break. I spent most of the week with him and his twin sister. We had an amazing time and I look forward to all three kids home for summer break. With that being said, I cannot believe the amount of dirty laundry, piles of their stuff lying around, nor the constant parade of friends stopping by. I have never laughed so hard, cried at his going back or bought so much food. I can tell you they eat massive amounts of food and I cannot possibly explain where it all goes. I also was left to care for their dogs while they camped wih their friends. During the week, one dog rolled in something that smelled like sewage, caught a cold from his outside cold water bath. Had a huge bowel movement right at the patio door. While cleaning up the poop, I got sick and threw up all over the huge pile, trying to run to the bathroom, I slipped in the mess and fell right on top of it. I crushed my elbow and can still feel the Bruising and pain a week later. On Saturday, Both dogs ran away and I found them playing on a busy street as cars were flying by. I got my daughters dog into my car while my sons dog laid down on the road and refused to move. I had to pick him up which was not an easy task, and put him in my car. I was left with limbs , dirt and dog hair all over me. I'm sure I should have set better boundaries with the twins but I didn't. I wanted th to enjoy their time together and to have some freedom to enjoy their friends. As we all know, becoming a self supporting adult happens way to quickly, leaving us to remember our college days and all the fun we had being nineteen. I wouldn't change a thing about this week except maybe making it last longer.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Girl Talk: Is your partner bad in bed???? What to do!!

Girl Talk: Is your partner bad in bed???? What to do!!: Tweet Her Talk Okay girls so your with a guy who is your soul mate, however, he is terrible in bed, what do you do?   I believe you sho...

Is your partner bad in bed???? What to do!!




Her Talk

Okay girls so your with a guy who is your soul mate, however, he is terrible in bed, what do you do?   I believe you should tell him or even better, show him how to take you over the edge and into orbit.  Who wants to go through life with a less than good intimate relationship.  If my guy isn't getting me to the finish line, I'll for sure try to be a little more saucy in the bedroom.  If it takes lingerie, more stimulation, yes girls you know exactly what I mean, or a session on technique, we should all work hard to get the mind blowing orgasms we love so much.  Being in a relationship that isn't sexually satisfying is so disappointing and can actually cause other issues with the two of you.  It's kinda like having cake without any icing.   So express yourself and get what you want.  Never settle for anything less than great sex.

His Talk

I like to think I'm good in bed but to some I may have been down right boring.  I'm sure I didn't get the job done every time but we did start at the same time.  I like to please my gal so I am willing to listen and learn.  If your smart, you'll listen too. Now if my partner is no good, I am sure I can probably fix that.  I mean I get mine almost every time so what the hell is wrong with her?  The only thing that really slows me down or makes my partner that isn't good is usually an issue I hate to address.  I just can't handle a lady being ripe.  I like a banana ripe but not my woman. I am no coon dog and I don't need a sent trail to get me to the dance.  I have yet to come up with a nice way to mention this.  If there is a way, please let me know.  

Her Talk

Tell your girl to eat more fruit and less red meat and sugar. 

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Girl Talk: Girlfriends, can you trust they won't reveal what ...

Girl Talk: Girlfriends, can you trust they won't reveal what ...: Tweet You go out with your girlfriends on a scheduled night on the town.  We all behave to a point.  I mean we don't pick up men, we do fl...

Things we do at a traffic light!!!!!! We should be so embarassed?


Her Talk

The things we do at a red light.  Are we really shocked at the fact that people are watching us?  Do you really believe you can do your make up, kiss your guy or change your clothes without the person in the car next to you watching?  I am guilty of all the above.  For some reason we feel like those two minutes are our time and we can do whatever we like without anyone paying attention.  I guess if your willing to put your personal stuff out there, just expect people are going to watch because we are all very curious by nature.

His Talk


Please do not assume no one is watching you at the red light because they absolutely are.  You have probably been smoked over by 2/3rds of every individual of the cars all around you. I understand time is important and in the fast paced world, every second counts. That being said, I can see the need for the various activities we partake in at the red light.  They are important and necessary as they are varied and disgusting.  I mean fixing your hair and make up is fine, texting is acceptable, changing shirt or reading the paper is risky but not acceptable to use your left index finger which  is closest to the drivers side window which is closest to the viewing public and pluck that massive also visible to the public bugger and drag it off on your shirt sleeve. Or in your case, you might have wiped under the front seat of the car. I mean damn, really??
So please do not assume no one is watching because I was and I saw what you did.  No telling who else seen it.