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Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Things we do at a traffic light!!!!!! We should be so embarassed?
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The things we do at a red light. Are we really shocked at the fact that people are watching us? Do you really believe you can do your make up, kiss your guy or change your clothes without the person in the car next to you watching? I am guilty of all the above. For some reason we feel like those two minutes are our time and we can do whatever we like without anyone paying attention. I guess if your willing to put your personal stuff out there, just expect people are going to watch because we are all very curious by nature.
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Please do not assume no one is watching you at the red light because they absolutely are. You have probably been smoked over by 2/3rds of every individual of the cars all around you. I understand time is important and in the fast paced world, every second counts. That being said, I can see the need for the various activities we partake in at the red light. They are important and necessary as they are varied and disgusting. I mean fixing your hair and make up is fine, texting is acceptable, changing shirt or reading the paper is risky but not acceptable to use your left index finger which is closest to the drivers side window which is closest to the viewing public and pluck that massive also visible to the public bugger and drag it off on your shirt sleeve. Or in your case, you might have wiped under the front seat of the car. I mean damn, really??
So please do not assume no one is watching because I was and I saw what you did. No telling who else seen it.
Her Talk
The things we do at a red light. Are we really shocked at the fact that people are watching us? Do you really believe you can do your make up, kiss your guy or change your clothes without the person in the car next to you watching? I am guilty of all the above. For some reason we feel like those two minutes are our time and we can do whatever we like without anyone paying attention. I guess if your willing to put your personal stuff out there, just expect people are going to watch because we are all very curious by nature.
His Talk
Please do not assume no one is watching you at the red light because they absolutely are. You have probably been smoked over by 2/3rds of every individual of the cars all around you. I understand time is important and in the fast paced world, every second counts. That being said, I can see the need for the various activities we partake in at the red light. They are important and necessary as they are varied and disgusting. I mean fixing your hair and make up is fine, texting is acceptable, changing shirt or reading the paper is risky but not acceptable to use your left index finger which is closest to the drivers side window which is closest to the viewing public and pluck that massive also visible to the public bugger and drag it off on your shirt sleeve. Or in your case, you might have wiped under the front seat of the car. I mean damn, really??
So please do not assume no one is watching because I was and I saw what you did. No telling who else seen it.
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Girl Talk: You won't believe what just happened to me, I am ...
Girl Talk: You won't believe what just happened to me, I am ...: Tweet Her Talk I was so embarassed the other morning. I was jogging in town with my trainer who is so very fine that I could not keep m...
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You won't believe what just happened to me, I am so embarassed.
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I was so embarassed the other morning. I was jogging in town with my trainer who is so very fine that I could not keep my eyes off his incredibly georgous self. We were talking and laughing during the exercising and he kept reminding me to stop making him laugh or one of us was sure to fall. I have to say he was totally right because not only did I fall, I made a very hard fall off the sidewalk, into a pine tree in a split stance. I lost all control of my body and took out several limbs of the tree which gave new meaning to the term "highlights" because my hair was full of pine needles, dirt and sap. My head hit the tree pretty hard and I was seeing stars. All I could do was laugh as much as possible to avoid the look of pain on my face. My trainer was worried at first but after seeing my hysterical laughter, he started giggling as well. Not only did I lose any self respect, I wet my pants during the fall. I was so glad I had on black yoga sweats that didn't show my loss of control. I managed to get up and dust myself off with as much class as I could muster with only a slight concussion, banged up knee and several bruises but none as severe as my bruised ego.
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Well, I will tell you. I had to leave the swimming pool to relieve myself apprently of the two pounds of the jerk chicken I had just swallowed. Yeah I was in Jamica, and yes I had smoked some great weed and had eaten like hell. Shortly there after, I felt a terrible rumble inside. I immediately left the pool and sprinted for the hotel restroom. I looked like O.J. Simpson hurdling through the airport. About the time I hit the toilet seat, my water broke. What a relief, I made it just in time. I thought I was going to be okay but boy was I wrong. The water from my bathing suit had dripped onto the marble floor creating a hazard that almost changed my life. As I tried to spring up on my feet, causing me to slide forward at the speed of light. I drug my family jewels across the edge of that toilet seat for the closest shave a man could ever have. Immediate defoliation of my testicles had just taken place. Now my back was against the toilet seat and my feet lodged against the ledge of the stall and all my man stuff hovering over the most vile spot in a man's restroom. All I could think about was the impending infection that I was about to contract when my freshly shaved cod met with the urine stained floor. So I managed to roll left, get on my feet and sprint back to the swimming pool with the hopes that the chlorine in the water was strong enough to kill off any disease that may have not yet entered my body. This had to help because it burned like hell when I entered the water. It's been ten years and I am still alive.
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I was so embarassed the other morning. I was jogging in town with my trainer who is so very fine that I could not keep my eyes off his incredibly georgous self. We were talking and laughing during the exercising and he kept reminding me to stop making him laugh or one of us was sure to fall. I have to say he was totally right because not only did I fall, I made a very hard fall off the sidewalk, into a pine tree in a split stance. I lost all control of my body and took out several limbs of the tree which gave new meaning to the term "highlights" because my hair was full of pine needles, dirt and sap. My head hit the tree pretty hard and I was seeing stars. All I could do was laugh as much as possible to avoid the look of pain on my face. My trainer was worried at first but after seeing my hysterical laughter, he started giggling as well. Not only did I lose any self respect, I wet my pants during the fall. I was so glad I had on black yoga sweats that didn't show my loss of control. I managed to get up and dust myself off with as much class as I could muster with only a slight concussion, banged up knee and several bruises but none as severe as my bruised ego.
Her Talk
Well, I will tell you. I had to leave the swimming pool to relieve myself apprently of the two pounds of the jerk chicken I had just swallowed. Yeah I was in Jamica, and yes I had smoked some great weed and had eaten like hell. Shortly there after, I felt a terrible rumble inside. I immediately left the pool and sprinted for the hotel restroom. I looked like O.J. Simpson hurdling through the airport. About the time I hit the toilet seat, my water broke. What a relief, I made it just in time. I thought I was going to be okay but boy was I wrong. The water from my bathing suit had dripped onto the marble floor creating a hazard that almost changed my life. As I tried to spring up on my feet, causing me to slide forward at the speed of light. I drug my family jewels across the edge of that toilet seat for the closest shave a man could ever have. Immediate defoliation of my testicles had just taken place. Now my back was against the toilet seat and my feet lodged against the ledge of the stall and all my man stuff hovering over the most vile spot in a man's restroom. All I could think about was the impending infection that I was about to contract when my freshly shaved cod met with the urine stained floor. So I managed to roll left, get on my feet and sprint back to the swimming pool with the hopes that the chlorine in the water was strong enough to kill off any disease that may have not yet entered my body. This had to help because it burned like hell when I entered the water. It's been ten years and I am still alive.
You can't come hang out because she says no???? Really?????
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This can go either way for both men and women as we all date people occasionally, that make us run like crazy away from a relationship where signs of control and jealousy start peeking their little heads out. However sometimes one of our friends will latch onto a freak and your friendship takes not only a back seat but a fall off the cliff head first and your left without any resemblance of the friendship you once shared. I had a girlfriend who started dating a guy who would not allow her to have a girls night out. We could not even attend yoga class together. He would always accuse us of trolling for men even in sweaty clothing, no make up and hair looking less than perfect. She chose to stay with him, eventually married this control freak. No longer is my friend allowed to see me or any other girlfriends. She is timed when going to the grocery store. The only place she can go without him is to doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to drop the kids off to school. He checks the mileage on her car to verify she is being honest with him. She is not the same person I knew. I do talk to her on the phone from time to time and she always ends the conversation with her regrets of not listening to her best girlfriends. She is a prisoner in her own home. She has even been accused of having an affair with the mailman who is probably 75 years old. So men and women, when you start seeing any signs of control, anger and jealousy, please put your running shoes on and start heading south before your into a messy relationship that will only get worse and cause misery. Great friends are hard to come by. If you have to chose between people you've had in your life for a long time prior to meeting this person, always chose who has been there through thick and thin. If you don't, the jealousy and control will on ly get worse the longer you stay.
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I have never been the controlling type as I believe everyone should be able to see their friends and family. True friends are hard to come by so I'd like to think we could all keep our friends and have a successful relationship. I've had plenty of good relationships and I've not had to give up my friends to do so. With that being said, I am definitely surprised by your disappearance. If you can't see trouble on the horizon when your girlfriend hates you being with your friends, then you are not only blind but stupid as well. You are existing into a dictatorship and you are not the ruler, she is. You may be happy now but there is a storm a brewing. This relationship is going to lead you to a slow, miserable and agonizing death. A life without the freedom and liberty to do what you want within reason is a sure death penalty. Since your head is no doubt in her ass, I will let you go ahead with the colon cleansing, but when you come out, you will no doubt me miserable and sick. Do not forsake your friends for a relationship. The fact that you are giving up one for the other is suicide.
Her Talk
This can go either way for both men and women as we all date people occasionally, that make us run like crazy away from a relationship where signs of control and jealousy start peeking their little heads out. However sometimes one of our friends will latch onto a freak and your friendship takes not only a back seat but a fall off the cliff head first and your left without any resemblance of the friendship you once shared. I had a girlfriend who started dating a guy who would not allow her to have a girls night out. We could not even attend yoga class together. He would always accuse us of trolling for men even in sweaty clothing, no make up and hair looking less than perfect. She chose to stay with him, eventually married this control freak. No longer is my friend allowed to see me or any other girlfriends. She is timed when going to the grocery store. The only place she can go without him is to doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to drop the kids off to school. He checks the mileage on her car to verify she is being honest with him. She is not the same person I knew. I do talk to her on the phone from time to time and she always ends the conversation with her regrets of not listening to her best girlfriends. She is a prisoner in her own home. She has even been accused of having an affair with the mailman who is probably 75 years old. So men and women, when you start seeing any signs of control, anger and jealousy, please put your running shoes on and start heading south before your into a messy relationship that will only get worse and cause misery. Great friends are hard to come by. If you have to chose between people you've had in your life for a long time prior to meeting this person, always chose who has been there through thick and thin. If you don't, the jealousy and control will on ly get worse the longer you stay.
His Talk
I have never been the controlling type as I believe everyone should be able to see their friends and family. True friends are hard to come by so I'd like to think we could all keep our friends and have a successful relationship. I've had plenty of good relationships and I've not had to give up my friends to do so. With that being said, I am definitely surprised by your disappearance. If you can't see trouble on the horizon when your girlfriend hates you being with your friends, then you are not only blind but stupid as well. You are existing into a dictatorship and you are not the ruler, she is. You may be happy now but there is a storm a brewing. This relationship is going to lead you to a slow, miserable and agonizing death. A life without the freedom and liberty to do what you want within reason is a sure death penalty. Since your head is no doubt in her ass, I will let you go ahead with the colon cleansing, but when you come out, you will no doubt me miserable and sick. Do not forsake your friends for a relationship. The fact that you are giving up one for the other is suicide.
Top five deal breakers for a dating!!!!!!
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I really hate the dating scene and am just amazed at how stupid and childish men tend to act when dating. I've had a lot more bad dates than good first dates. As you all know my rules, I rarely make it to a second date. Call me picky or just tacky but I do have high expectations for a simple first date. so guys listen to what we girls call total turn offs.
Don't tell me your "one in a million catch" and I'd better take advantage while I have the opportunity. I am one in a billion catch and I am not going to allow anyone to rush me to the alter.
Please don't tell me how good you are in bed. We girls know if a guy is bragging, it's probably because he doesn't have a clue how to satisfy us. When we hear how much you love performing oral sex, we actually know that is a sign that your not well endowed. In other words, keep some things a mystery. We actually like to open the package if we are interested in taking the relationship that far. The mystery is part of the enticement.
Don't tell us right off what your net worth is. I am more interested in getting to know you as a person not what's inside your wallet. I want to see what kind of father you are, how spirituality
fits in your life and how you treat the people around you. So save your "I am a great catch because I can buy you anything". Buying me things does not interest me as much as being able to actually to enjoy spending time with you and finding substance there as a person.
Do not start sending naked photos of yourself every morning after we've had one date. I am more interested in dating someone that is totally compatible in most aspects of my life. I am not looking for a porn star. These photos are so tacky and demeaning to me. What makes you think I want to see your package every morning when I first wake up?
Do not lie to me or make excuses for bad behavior. If you can't be honest with me about simple things then how can I believe your going to be trustworthy for the big parts of a relationship? When I find out you've lied to me about something simple, then I know I cannot count on you to be in an honest, adult relationship with me.
His Talk
I do want to get to know you better but I'm not shallow Hal. I would like to be attracted to you as well so here goes a few of my deal breakers.
If you want to dwell on your ex all through the dinner and you cuss worse than I do, then it's not going to go well.
If you can bust up a line at the local buffet and eat more than I do, I am going to be very concern.
If your underwear can fit over an outboard motor, I am going to have to move on.
I am not into the drama and arguing scene either. If this is your style, I am not going to be into you. There has to be some attraction and chemistry. This does not mean I can pick up your scent trail when I enter your home. You must look and act like a lady.
I really hate the dating scene and am just amazed at how stupid and childish men tend to act when dating. I've had a lot more bad dates than good first dates. As you all know my rules, I rarely make it to a second date. Call me picky or just tacky but I do have high expectations for a simple first date. so guys listen to what we girls call total turn offs.
Don't tell me your "one in a million catch" and I'd better take advantage while I have the opportunity. I am one in a billion catch and I am not going to allow anyone to rush me to the alter.
Please don't tell me how good you are in bed. We girls know if a guy is bragging, it's probably because he doesn't have a clue how to satisfy us. When we hear how much you love performing oral sex, we actually know that is a sign that your not well endowed. In other words, keep some things a mystery. We actually like to open the package if we are interested in taking the relationship that far. The mystery is part of the enticement.
Don't tell us right off what your net worth is. I am more interested in getting to know you as a person not what's inside your wallet. I want to see what kind of father you are, how spirituality
fits in your life and how you treat the people around you. So save your "I am a great catch because I can buy you anything". Buying me things does not interest me as much as being able to actually to enjoy spending time with you and finding substance there as a person.
Do not start sending naked photos of yourself every morning after we've had one date. I am more interested in dating someone that is totally compatible in most aspects of my life. I am not looking for a porn star. These photos are so tacky and demeaning to me. What makes you think I want to see your package every morning when I first wake up?
Do not lie to me or make excuses for bad behavior. If you can't be honest with me about simple things then how can I believe your going to be trustworthy for the big parts of a relationship? When I find out you've lied to me about something simple, then I know I cannot count on you to be in an honest, adult relationship with me.
His Talk
I do want to get to know you better but I'm not shallow Hal. I would like to be attracted to you as well so here goes a few of my deal breakers.
If you want to dwell on your ex all through the dinner and you cuss worse than I do, then it's not going to go well.
If you can bust up a line at the local buffet and eat more than I do, I am going to be very concern.
If your underwear can fit over an outboard motor, I am going to have to move on.
I am not into the drama and arguing scene either. If this is your style, I am not going to be into you. There has to be some attraction and chemistry. This does not mean I can pick up your scent trail when I enter your home. You must look and act like a lady.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Girl Talk: Girlfriends, can you trust they won't reveal what ...
Girl Talk: Girlfriends, can you trust they won't reveal what ...: Tweet You go out with your girlfriends on a scheduled night on the town. We all behave to a point. I mean we don't pick up men, we do fl...
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You go out with your girlfriends on a scheduled night on the town. We all behave to a point. I mean we don't pick up men, we do flirt and talk trash but basically we keep our morals in tact. So my question today is do you have girlfriends that you can trust? I have a really close new friend that I hang with a few times a week. When we go out, we have the greatest time. We in fact laugh so hard, I thought last time that I had broken a rib. I know that anything we get into will remain confidential and close to the heart. She will defend me when my "glazed over" look and zoned out personality surfaces. She will call to make apologies on my behalf. I will fight to the bitter end for her defense. We are two peas in a pod, even sharing the big taboo of putting ketchup on our steaks. So today I ask you guys and girls, do you have friends that will keep your nights out private? If you don't. you need to check your friends and leave them at the door. I look forward to a girls beach trip coming up. We will share the bottle, lay in the sun, eat things that are bad for us and talk trash. Nothing is more fun that hanging out with the girls. Here's to girlfriends and guy friends that have our backs. Let's celebrate friendships today.
Cheers,
Kerrie
You go out with your girlfriends on a scheduled night on the town. We all behave to a point. I mean we don't pick up men, we do flirt and talk trash but basically we keep our morals in tact. So my question today is do you have girlfriends that you can trust? I have a really close new friend that I hang with a few times a week. When we go out, we have the greatest time. We in fact laugh so hard, I thought last time that I had broken a rib. I know that anything we get into will remain confidential and close to the heart. She will defend me when my "glazed over" look and zoned out personality surfaces. She will call to make apologies on my behalf. I will fight to the bitter end for her defense. We are two peas in a pod, even sharing the big taboo of putting ketchup on our steaks. So today I ask you guys and girls, do you have friends that will keep your nights out private? If you don't. you need to check your friends and leave them at the door. I look forward to a girls beach trip coming up. We will share the bottle, lay in the sun, eat things that are bad for us and talk trash. Nothing is more fun that hanging out with the girls. Here's to girlfriends and guy friends that have our backs. Let's celebrate friendships today.
Cheers,
Kerrie
Monday, March 5, 2012
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