Monday, April 2, 2012

Is your partner bad in bed???? What to do!!




Her Talk

Okay girls so your with a guy who is your soul mate, however, he is terrible in bed, what do you do?   I believe you should tell him or even better, show him how to take you over the edge and into orbit.  Who wants to go through life with a less than good intimate relationship.  If my guy isn't getting me to the finish line, I'll for sure try to be a little more saucy in the bedroom.  If it takes lingerie, more stimulation, yes girls you know exactly what I mean, or a session on technique, we should all work hard to get the mind blowing orgasms we love so much.  Being in a relationship that isn't sexually satisfying is so disappointing and can actually cause other issues with the two of you.  It's kinda like having cake without any icing.   So express yourself and get what you want.  Never settle for anything less than great sex.

His Talk

I like to think I'm good in bed but to some I may have been down right boring.  I'm sure I didn't get the job done every time but we did start at the same time.  I like to please my gal so I am willing to listen and learn.  If your smart, you'll listen too. Now if my partner is no good, I am sure I can probably fix that.  I mean I get mine almost every time so what the hell is wrong with her?  The only thing that really slows me down or makes my partner that isn't good is usually an issue I hate to address.  I just can't handle a lady being ripe.  I like a banana ripe but not my woman. I am no coon dog and I don't need a sent trail to get me to the dance.  I have yet to come up with a nice way to mention this.  If there is a way, please let me know.  

Her Talk

Tell your girl to eat more fruit and less red meat and sugar.