YOU MIGHT BE A BILLIONAIRE AND I MIGHT DATE YOU IF.................

You lose the Gucci loafers

You stop trying to hit on waitresses when we're out to dinner

You stop meddling in my friendships

You stop looking in the mirror every 5 minutes

You break up with all 7 girls you have in different Countries

You stop trying to buy my affection

You stop overdosing on Viagra trying to keep up with all the women your juggling

You stop climbing in my bedroom window late at night when I turn you down

You stop asking me out everyday

You grow up

You lose the mustache, its so not you

You start spending time with your kids

You stop trying to control me

You stop emailing my friends to find out information about me