Tuesday, November 15, 2011

MY SEX DRIVE IS CRAZY.....HOW BOUT YOURS?



HER TALK

Okay girls, we are in our forties, our children are on their way to college or already out the door. I cannot stop feeling frisky day and night. I mean come on girls, we didn't know how to have sex in our twenties,  we started learning in our thirties and now by our forties, we know how to be satisfied and can't seem to get enough.  Why do you think women get their sex drives during peri-menopause and men get theirs in teenage years?   God really does have a sense of humor.  I could never date a twenty year old but I do understand why some women become cougars.  Having  that special person to share my bed with that enjoys learning each others body  and learning  how to  maximize the intensiveness of being intimate.  So women let's enjoy our sexuality and explore with our partners.  Let us be passionate lovers so we in return will get the orgasms we so deserve.

HIS TALK

Maybe my get up and go has got up and went, but my desire SHORE ain't.  Damn, I like it, I want it but it takes a hell of a lot out of my system. I  got an IV rack next to my bed and I'm eating Viagra like M &M's.  I may be slow getting to the station but I'm  packing my luggage when I get there.  I can still crow with the best of them but it takes some effort.  What I'm trying to say fellows, don't miss out on the fun, get down to the yore local herb store or trading post and gas up on the vitamins.  Viagra is great but your motor has got to be running for it to work.  GIRL TALKGIRL TALK HER TALK, HIS TALK