Thursday, August 18, 2011

You know I'm faking it if....




You know I'm faking it if I say "I've gotta go,  I have a busy day tomorrow"


You know I'm faking it if I say "your finished already?"


You know I'm faking it if I say "I imagined this to be so different"



You know I'm faking it if I say "its been a while for you right?"


You know I'm faking it if I say "my college sweetheart was the best lover ever"



You know I'm faking it if I say "my life is really busy, I'll call you when I've got free time"



You know I'm faking it if I say "I'm not really into you "


You know I'm faking it if I say "have you ever thought about Viagra?"

You know I'm faking it if I say "lets go to sleep, I'm tired"

You know I"m faking it if I say "I want to see other people"

You know I'm faking it if I say "Your so handsome,  I bet the girls are crazy for you"

You know I'm faking it if I say "that was so great" 5 minutes into Intercourse

You know I'm faking it if I say "Wow,  you really did it for me"

You know I'm faking it if I say "baby,  you need some practice"

You know I'm faking it if I say "you have beautiful eyes"  trust me, if I'm having an orgasm, the last thing I'm   looking at is your eyes.

You know I'm faking it if I say "you appeared more experienced than this"

You know I'm faking it if I say "I want more"


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